- Hello people. I'M BACK! Not only that, my pretty cousin finally found time to go shopping with me. Went vivo and there were jokes aplenty. We went to a lot of shops but none of them seemed willing to serve us !!@#$%^%$@#$
Her : you're wearing shorts, that's why they doesn't want to serve us cause we don't looked like we're rich.
Her: next time we must pretend that we're rich
Me: don't need to pretend la, we're rich.
We then went to Spain and it was cold there. We entered a shop and finally someone greeted us.
Salesperson: Hi
Her: HelloHer: Singaporeans.. must be friendly
Me: HAHAHAHA.
We then went out of that shop and proceeded to another one. As we're about to enter, we noticed that the shop looked familiar and much
to our surprise, it was the same shop that we had just visited. LOL
Inside Fox, I found the same shirt that I was wearing and when compared with the same size, unwashed, it was smaller! Gosh, should have
bought M size.
Me: eh, you got hunchback ah?
Her: *straightens her back* got meh?
Me: must have confidence, back straight, thing xiong.
After that we wanted to have ice cream. Actually we wanted to eat at Hagen Diaz, but as we're rich people, we wanted to eat ice cream which is more expensive then Hagen Diaz. As we walked, we past Ben and Jerry and Swensen's and noticed that Hagen Diaz was the most expensive one. While walking, we walked past a shop selling donuts with a super long queue.
Her: my sis say this shop's donuts very nice leh
Me: can see from the queue.
Her: ya loh
Me: but i think they see got so many people queuing, they just join in the fun one.
Us: HAHAHA
And we got lost trying to find our way back to Hagen Diaz. Finally we arrived at Hagen Diaz and gotten our seats. We placed our orders and we were having a healthy argument on how should the word MENU be pronounced. I said it was MER-NU, she said it was MEH-NEW. Alas, the waiter came and he said here's the MEH-NEW. OMG, it was supposed to be MER-NU. HAHA
Her: that guy ( the waiter ) looked like elephant.
Me: where?
Her: there!
Her: he looked like morphling
Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
And the chocolate fondue was sooooooooooooo filling, it was nice, sweet but too fulling. So find a nice and sweet girlfriend can liao, too nice and sweet and we can't take it. While eating, suddenly there was a gush of wind and it toppled some card.
We: wah, what happened?
Her: ohh, morphling opened the door.
We: HAHAHA, he used the gush skill, WHOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhh
We: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
We finally finished our fondue, and she taught me something new.
Her: how do you ask to have the bill?
Me: Bill please loh
Her: NO~ high class people should say Check (or cheque) please
Me: WOAH
Much to my astonishment, morphling knew what was Check please. AISEH, way to go, morphling dude. We then left Hagen Diaz and we headed into Toy'R'us. We saw Bob on the tv screens at the entrance and although we only watched for a short while, it was enough to
crack us up. As we went further in, we saw Bob again, this time it was his plush toy.
Her: wah, hao nan kan
Me: wo yi wei ni hen xi huan Bob.
Her: dui ah, ke shi ze ge hen nan kan.
Me: ni yao kan xing xing ma?
Her: yao~! na li na li?
Me: neh, kan shang mian
Her: wah, wo mei you kan dao shang mian leh, li hai leh ni
Me: HAHAHA ^^
We saw spiderman plush toys too. Didn't know so many people admire me. *blush* Next, we saw a couple of hula hoops on the floor, the bigger one was easy to put back in place but not the smaller one. We tried to put it back but I came up with a brillant way to put it back. HAHA. Way to go, Kim soon. As we walked, I walked past some robot, it began to light up and move. I was shocked by it.
Me: wah, got sensor leh
Her: got meh
Me: ya, i walked past it then it moved, u try
Her: ok, and she moved past the robot, no movement
Her: HAHA, ni luan luan jiang.
Me: tries to figure out.. and finally found a button when pressed, activated the robot.
Me: hahaha, li hai ba ^^
We walked somemore, and we came across Bob again.
Her: wah, hen nan kan leh
Me: mei yi chi jing guo ta, ni duo yao jiang ta nan kan
Her: HAHAHA
Next we saw a spiderman robot! It can sing and move about.
Her: hui tiao wu de leh
Me: wah, ni zhen me zhi dao de
Her: li hai ba ^^
Alright, we headed to Sentosa after we had enough of Vivocity. It was so nice watching the sunset on the Sentosa express. Upon reaching the beach station, the tickets for Songs of the Sea, 7.40pm show was sold out, even at 6.40pm! So we had to settle for the 8.40pm show. Luckily we went for the show, it was nice. I shall elaborate more on it later. While waiting for the show, we took the Beach tram around Siloso. Nice scenery I must say. Then at some station, got an usher, ushered 2 more people to squeeze with the already very packed us.
Me: i think i too big liao, block you, that's why she call more people to squeeze with us.
Her: ya loh, must be it HAHAHAHAHA
Then we went past 2 half naked guys.
Me: no body still dare to show
Her: ya loh, not like fatty
Me: HAHAHA. of course
Then it was back to the beach station again. This time we took the palawan beach tram. Just infront of us was a very cute little baby girl. I swore that she was smiling at me (and her too). It was nice to have that baby girl around the journey. I had a cute baby girl infront of me, a pretty girl sitting beside me, how blessed! All good things have to come to an end, and that baby girl alighted. Her mum then sort of "forced" her to say byebye to us. haha. cute little girl.
We're then back at the Beach station, as it was still early, we went to some castle thingy. There was a few teenagers trying to shoot a video of them climbing the walls. Then we saw some weird water things. We kept going up and up. Then we sort of reach the summit, woah, there were so many stars! It was a nice view. She then tried to use the binoculars.
Me: yao gei qian de
Her: shi meh? and she goes and look into it
Her: wah, zhen de leh
Me: HAHA. noob, but i nv say it out. LOL
As time was running out, we made our way down. Then we sort of lost our way.
Her: wah, wo mei you fang xiang gan de leh
Me: wo ye mei you.
Me: bu yong jing la, must be adventurous!
Her: HAHAHAHA
As we made way back, I shielded her from the urine of the gay-never brush teeth-merlion.
Me: I'm king kong, big enough to shield u from the urine
Her: wah, zhen de leh.
Me: li hai ba ^^
Remember I mentioned about the video taking teenagers we met earlier? We met them again. This time they're mingling around the water thingy.
Me: wah, they look like shooting MTV
Her: HAHAHA
Upon reaching the Beach station, woah!! the queue was sooooooooo long!!
Her: we're the last in queue
Me: ya loh, how?
after a few moments...
Me: now we're not the last in queue liao
Her: ya, quite a lot of people behind us
Me: got meh? to them (points to the people infront) , then is called a lot of people behind them.
Her: HAHAHAHAA
After a few minutes, we finally got into the threater. We were ushered to sit right infront. We thought that we've got ourselves good seats. Who knows, a few minutes later, there was an annoucement made, Dear audience, please be reminded that there will be water
coming in your direction. Then the both of us was like, O_O, some good seats we've got. The show was splendid! Plus the tibits and bueno phone.
Her: *shoves the wrapper of bueno to me* nah, tui
Me: wah, yao wo frame qi lai ma?
Her: ye ke yi
Me: HAHAHA, nice memento
The show was really splendid!! Romantic too. Too bad she's my cousin, can't chase her,otherwise I think I would have scored quite a lot of points with the programmes today! Too bad for me =(
After the show, we went to take the skyride. I guess the most exciting part of the ride was when getting on and running off the ride. HAHAHA. It was such a fun ride ok! The thrill only comes when you look down and you see there's nothing below your feet! We were also told that there will be a camara at tower 2 to take pictures of us. But we didn't know where was tower 2 and both of our noob faces were caught on camara! HAHAHAHA. Ok, i admit, i looked much noober than her. As we went for the return trip, the usher said: bye couple!
Her: we're cousins
Usher: oh, bye, COUSINS
We: BYE! haha. interesting usher.
We tried to take videos but it was too dark, can't see much. We then met other riders on our way back.
Her: Hello!!
Some ignored her, some replied
Her: singaporeans, must be friendly
Me: LOLOL, HAHAHA
After the ride, we wanted to go Cafe Del Mar, Bikini bar and the Coastes but it wasn't lively at all, so we left and headed back to vivo. While on the Sentosa express, coincidentally, we sat back on the same seat! (thanks to pretty cousin, she said to go to the other cabin). Back at Vivo, we were desperately finding restaurants to dine in. And guess what? Morphling was still there! Hardworking morphling, you have my call! Way to go dude. We wanted to eat at SEAH im food center, but there were only indian food left, and they were too oily to our likings. We then left for bukit timah food center. We chatted on our way there on the bus. It was really nice to chat with her. Upon reaching bukit timah, there wasn't much stalls opened. So off we headed to AL ahmeen, whom she claimed that she's a VIP there. To my surprise, we really ate inside the air conditioned area. Nan dao, you're really a VIP there? HAHAHA. The food was certainly nicer than their counterparts down the road. And pretty cousin introduced me to a new soup. I choked on the first mouthful but I was gradually captivated by it's taste. NICE SOUP INDEED! Pretty cousin was so nice, she paid for the meal =) thanks a lot.
I then send her home. However, I lied to her inorder to send her home.
Me: yao wo song ni hui jia ma?
Her: bu yong la, later ni mi lu
Me: like tt then adventurous ma
Me: i go out with my friends, i also send them home one.
Her: ohh, ok loh.
But, the truth is, those girls got their bf to send them home and we also never go out till so late at night. SO SORRY COUSIN! However, I had to say a WHITE lie inorder to ensure her safety. You'll never know when those bangalas want to bath. And, by sending her home
and fulfill my adventurous personality, one stone kill 2 birds. Isn't it good?After sending her home, I had the ride of my life man. 174 was damn fast. It took 15 mins for me to reach home. I seriously was fearing for my life. 174, sounds like die together, scary =( Luckily no girls like me now, still take the risk to take such hell rides. Die also nevermind.
To sum up:
Price of Chocolate fondue : $XXXX
Price of Rides : $XXXX
Price of Supper : $XXXX
Price of a date with her : Priceless =)
Remember our night safari, Marina square and Jurong bird park (which is in jurong) trip!
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